Sketches

Pet Therapy

If things are getting you down… get a dog!

Dogs make everything better!

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Interview Tips You Need to Know

Never be nervous for an interview again.

Just follow these top tips and the job will be yours!

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Are They Listening?

Are you sure that your phone isn’t listening to everything you say?

Have you ever wondered why the adverts on social media seem to be aimed directly at YOU?

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


When You Hate Your New Gadget

An expertly tuned speaker that can simultaneously fill any room with immersive sound and fill your heart with rage.  What do you do when your cloud-based, hands-free assistant becomes self-aware?

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Look at Me!

Why does it always look like people are having a better time than you?

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Christmas Tips – Curious Kids

Hide presents from curious children by keeping them in a locked suitcase.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how to make sure that inquisitive bairns don’t open their presents before Christmas Day.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Christmas Tips – Skint

Skint this Christmas?  Just wrap up auld shite that you find, lying about the house.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how to make it look like you’ve spent a fortune this Christmas when you haven’t spent a penny.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Unfriended

That feeling when you discover someone’s deleted you on Facebook.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Top 4 Tips to Improve Your Sex Life!

From trying out new things with your partner to adopting new techniques, life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can spice up your bedroom activities and become a sexual god.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Top 4 Tips to be Happy!

From not letting anger get the better of you to successfully dealing with unexpected situations, life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can brighten up your life and be a happier person.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


The Emoji Dilemma

You can’t win with the Facebook buttons.  Don’t be lazy: write a comment instead.  It’ll probably take less time.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Top 4 Grooming Tips

From being honest with your barber to knowing how much fragrance to apply, life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how to keep yourself looking tidy, fresh and beautiful.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Top 4 Money-Saving Tips

From quitting smoking to taking a holiday at home, life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how to be more thrifty and not end up skint.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Tips – Arguments

Want to diffuse an argument instantly?

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can stop a dispute with your partner dead in its tracks.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Tips – Feet

Do you have trouble working out if people actually want to speak to you or if they’re just being polite?

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how to know if people want to speak to you.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Tips – Shy

Get nervous when you meet new people?  Just pretend you already know them.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can overcome your shyness and make new friends instantly!

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Tips – Yes!

Get yourself in a good mood for the whole day!

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can instantly start your day on a high!

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Top 5 Ways to Get People to Like You

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can consciously make people like you more!

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Xmas Tips – Vouchers

Stuck for a last-minute gift?  Skint?

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how to get out of a tricky situation this Christmas.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Xmas Tips – Picture Presents

Want to make your presents more eye-catching?  Tam’s got an idea.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how to save time when your dishing out your gifts on Christmas Day.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Xmas Tips – Homemade Crackers

Want to make Christmas Day a bit more interesting?  Tam has the answer.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how to personalise your Christmas Crackers.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Xmas Tips – Christmas Care

Don’t leave it till Christmas to let people know you care.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how to let your loved ones know that you’re thinking of them during the festive season.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Xmas Tips – Alternative Wrapping

Run out of wrapping paper?

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can still get your presents wrapped even if you run out of gift bags and the shops are shut.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Tips – Change the Digits

Not sure if the phone number you just got is genuine? Tam shows you how to check.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can get someone’s number and double check that they’re actually in to you.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Tips – Yawn

Want to find out if someone might fancy you? Tam has the answer.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can confirm if someone is checking you out before you make your move.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Tips – Message on the Mirror

Gone out after work for a few bevies and only just got in at 4:30am? Tam shows you how to get away with it.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can get home from an unplanned night out, drooling nonsense and still stay out of the bad books.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Animals with Clive Paint

Clive Paint LOVES animals.  He just…doesn’t have any.


Tam’s Tips – Auld Folk

Upset cos your Granda can’t hear you? Put an end to having to repeat yourself.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can effectively communicate with the elderly and save time roaring at the top of your lungs.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Tips – Chewing Gum

Fed up of people plundering your chewing gum?  Not any more.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can keep your chewing gum to yourself and still look like you’re not a tight dick.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Tips – Lend

Tired of never getting the stuff back that you lent to your pals? Become your own personal loan shark.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can create an instant contract for your friends who are always asking to borrow your gear.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


Tam’s Tips – Locking the Door

Locked the door?  You sure?  Oracle of Enlightenment, Tam won’t let you down.

Life coach, Tam dishes out his sage advice on how you can be sure you locked the front door when you’re already on your way to the pub.

(part of BBC Scotland’s The Social)


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