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TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME FOUR – EP.10

So here we are! Another volume tanned!

In this bumper curtain-closer, we hear about Chris going to the racing in his special bookies jaikit.  Super Glue is invented whilst watching a film wi nae music in it!  Listener Pish brings us some proper darkness and we give a shout out to our mums who don’t like the swearing.

TAP Local takes to the worlds of hair pizza, bitcoin on the cheap and pointless stinking old logs.  We’ve got TAP News, Toap Bits and Jean & John delve into Willy Wonka’s confectionery laden classic.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME FOUR – EP.9

BAN IT!  GIT IT BANNED!  Welcome to the penultimate episode of the season!  It’s the one ‘they’ tried to ban.

This week, we talk scabies anonymous and Cambridge Analytica.  Free speech gets kicked into the long grass and we follow up with sordid tales of being barred from places.  Gardens get robbed, we encourage you to drink water and TAP Local deals with something of a crime wave.  TAP News looks at a fallen hero and Listener Pish brings you cunty traits.

Take the blue pill and enjoy that Scottish Takeaway even more…


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME FOUR – EP.8

IT’S LIKE AN ICE BOAX OOT THERE!  Well it was when we recorded this, so settle in and relive the “Breeze from the South West” as we discuss breed and mulk.  And spider teeth.

Have you ever seen the vape of the future?  Russell has.  And it tastes of liver and onions.  Craig changes the world, one CD at a time and Chris gets in aboot a piece on hair fingers… and that’s just for starters.

We also bring you new bit, TAP Local where we dive into the wonderful world of local Facebook pages.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME FOUR – EP.7

This week we chat inclement weather survival and how to get ahead with Steradent.

Craig buys a tent whilst the world goes nuts over Scotland’s (now sugar-free) national drink. TAP News brings us a grim tale of industrial freezer escape using edible blood products and we research the new craze where kids get wild with detergent.

Netflix Pitches sees John-Paul reaching new heights and Jean & John go full Rom-Com with their Movie Moments.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME FOUR – EP.6

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Here’s your big bumper TAP selection boax for you to lie back and enjoy when you’ve had enough of shite telly.

We’ve got Secret Santa, we go LIVE to Jean and John’s where the atmosphere is typically festive. TAP News takes us on a flight of festive fancy and this weeks TAP Tin, whilst nothing to do with Christmas, throws up a surprise. Talking of throwing up, Netflix Pitches returns with John Paul in less than fine fettle. Arsehole of a laddie. Jesus questions returns with three new saviour enquiries.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME FOUR – EP.5

This episode, we talk Bitcoin, the mysterious crypto-dough from Mars. Animal Questions takes us from an empty planet to iron lungs in the baths.

TAP News goes time travel, as do Jean & John in yet another Mark Kermode-threatening, Movie Moments. We draw our Secret Santa names and go all festive for Listener Pish, just before tucking into this week’s tin. Pass me that gallon of water, will you?


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME FOUR – EP.4

Here’s your bumper Black Friday Special!

Chris has been on holiday AGAIN, so we get to the “bottom” of his torrid adventure. Have you ever been to Centre Parsse? No?  Well come inside and try out the knuckle-destroying pastime of the future! We explore luxury advent calendars, clones, Greggs’ sausage Jesus and tight shorts. And if that’s not enough, Jean & John review E.T. and we try this weeks TAP Tin – Mock Duck!


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME FOUR – EP.3

TAP Tins, TAP Tips, TAP News and our brand new bit, Jean & John’s Movie Moments, where this week, our beloved couple discuss a certain classic shark movie… Not to be missed!

We also look at hairy barber buffets, guising and boaby talk, as well as share our pish phone blues, discuss the South Pole and multiple shoes.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME FOUR – EP.2

Halloween is special so join us for this special Halloween special where eerie camp-side stories are shared over horrific tinned desserts.

Everything contained within this podcast is best before December 2020.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME FOUR – EP.1

It’s like we’ve never been away.

We’ll not go into the contents here. Just dive in. There’s more jaggy edges than a Roses tub filled tae bursting wi smashed crabs!


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOL.4 TEASER

There was a podcast-shaped hole in our lives when it all ended. But all it takes is a phone call to let people know how you really feel…

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